check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
