so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
