i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I need water and some morals
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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