did you get engaged???
i was born a porn star she said
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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