I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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