The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Life is so much better after having sex.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Randomize
