Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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