doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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