Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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