I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
The feeling are messing with the penis
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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