Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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