Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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