i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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