You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
