So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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