I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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