I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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