dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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