What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
