Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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