Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
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