well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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