Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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