Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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