Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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