If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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