Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Liz is crying about burritos again.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
Randomize
