did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
