One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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