Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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