i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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