so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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