Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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