i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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