My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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