doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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