Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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