Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I think my moral compass just broke
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Randomize
