even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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