everyone is single if you try hard enough
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Come share oat with me in your robe
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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