we're blogging at a bar
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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