Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
We don't watch enough power rangers
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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