Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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