ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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