He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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