He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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