i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Two words: nipple clamps
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