Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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