Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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