I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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