OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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