So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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