Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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