Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Randomize